Sunday, May 20, 2012

Funny Things I Say

Andrew has been gone all weekend at a conference, I found myself becoming a little loopy as the weekend progressed.  The kids (being kids) induce strange sentences to come out of my mouth.  Here are my favorite from the weekend:


Me to Hannah in the kitchen:  We don't pretend pee in the kitchen, actually don't pretend pee anywhere it makes me nervous.


Me to Ethan during bath time:  Don't hammer you sister.  If you want to hammer someone, hammer yourself.

1 comment:

Liesel Rios said...

At the dinner table I recently told Moses, "Please, eat your brother." He doesn't even have a brother! Moses quickly recognized my error and we giggled together for awhile. :)

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